Sunday, December 28, 2003

yay! More movie awards
coolest looking bad guy award part one cartoon:
1- wizards not that shitty Fred savage movie but the one that is surprisingly enough about wizards. His hands were skeleton below the elbow
2- this is going to sound really lame but old school shredder not the new one but the old ones he was very simply but he had blades all over him and what is cooler then evil ninjas well besides evil extremely hot nubile ninjas.

part 2 live action villain.
the green goblin from spider man HA HA just kidding that was about the ugliest piece of shit costume I have ever seen.
1. It is a tie between the predator, the alien and the original pumpkin head--actualy every monster that Stan Winston designed or will designed is the best looking bad guys because they are some serious cool shit.
2. That thing from Robo cop the machine from the first movie with the gattling guns that fell down the stairs.

Music
most anticipated album by a band that has taken a few years off.
1. Zebrahead holy it is a merry Christmas after all the only thing is I haven't heard it yet and if there is a god it won't suck.
2. Yeah I kind of just made this category up because I saw the aforementioned CD today and I really want it.

Two music awards in one entry aren't you lucky well I kinda ripped you off for the first one so I guess I gotsta give you another one.
How the fuck are they still releasing new music after death award.
1. 2pac how much 'lost' recordings can one person have before we stop believing he is dead.
2. Kurt Cobain and Sublime (I would have a little more respect for the dead if they weren't retarded and died because of heroin) how many songs about pot and basically being unhappy do we have to endure before we let these men rest in piece.

Friday, December 19, 2003

"how do you ever expect to get a job looking like that" my Dad about a million times

sorry it took me so goddamn long but here are the next awards

movie
best christopher walken line.
1- joe dirt- something about stabbing someone in the face with a sodering iron
2- Communion- His wife gets all crazy mad and throws a shoe and it bounces off of the coffe table to which he replies "crazy women"

Best trilogy
1- lord of the rings
2- alien leave the third one out and replace it with the fouth and you have a wicked trilogy. The third one really sucked except the dog alien that was red.

Stupidest trend in movies
1- really good movies that are independent get overlooked for hollywood crap.
2- really goog movies that are independent get overlooked for hollywood crap.

that is about it