Friday, October 30, 2009

hundred push ups
Well I have officially started the push up program for better or worse.
I started week one on the third column because my initial test was 19
http://hundredpushups.com/week1.html
so that means i had to do
10
12
7
7
20
I have to admit the first ten felt absolutely disgusting and the next twelve had me seriously willing myself to quite and not bother. By the second seven i had decided i might as well do and then for some ungodly reason i managed to pump out 20 more. My lats hurt. Which is awkward because i have never had that muscle singled out as sore before. A hundred continuous pushups still seems well beyond the horizon.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Well since I am bored and have mostly nothing to do with my life I am going to start the hundred push up challenge http://hundredpushups.com/index.html

Thomas from work is doing it so i figured why not. Plus it will give me something to blog about besides my toilette humor msn convo's. Plus it will give me the self satisfaction of doing something physical without doing the dreaded cardio stuff.

I did the initial test and I managed to bust out about 19 push ups. Which doesn't really surprise me. I know it's not really that much but I feel pretty out of shape so I actually think it might be good. I'll keep you informed on how further tests go.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

12:03pmMelinda
mostly if you were as awesome as you think you are you would have asked for my number
true story
12:04pmDale
haha well i'm sorry but i think your too young for me
anyway
12:05pmMelinda
thats an interesting theory, I meant to hangout you dork
12:05pmDale
hahahaha
oh yeah that would be cool
buuuut you live in van
12:06pmMelinda
im not asking you to fuck a minor lol jesus
12:06pmDale
so we couldn't hang out that often anyway
haha true
I'm scared of caves so i couldn't fuck a minor anyway
SNAP

Thursday, October 15, 2009

I've changed the names to girl and boy to protect the embarassed
girl says:
bhahahha
so i had my date last night with boy
dalebot read phraim says:
OH MAN DID YOU MAKE OUT
girl says:
fuck get this
NO
so were at the bar like 3 beers in chatting away its all cool mood lighting its goin great
then he goes to the bathroom and all of a sudden there is his mom
im like Uhhh hi?
his fucking mom came to get him
so no kiss or anything
dalebot read phraim says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh god his mom