Thursday, January 27, 2011

Camels

I would have to say that camels are pretty awesome.

Camels with their big droopy eyes are one of those cartoony animals like an otter or a giraffe. I call these cartoon animals because even the adult versions are cute. Just by looking at a picture you can expect a camel to move awkwardly like a giraffe with its gangly knobby legs making big lethargic strides. Adversely seeing a camel chewing its cud is adorable like an otter that is holding pretty much anything. An added bonus is watching online videos of a camel spittin in the face of some poor unsuspecting dope on the net http://bit.ly/fKbXhP.

The camel is so awesome that is regularly put in cartoons and on products (way more awesome than a cowboy). If you been to Boston Pizza you've probably seen the paintings of the camel enjoying the nightlife of a drug addled jazz lifestyle. Which in a weird way could be a homage to Casablanca. I don't even remember if that movie had camels in it but it was based in Egypt so I think legally it had to.

I endorse Camels and the use there of in everyday life.

Friday, January 14, 2011

I am picking a song a day for a year. Then I will make one giant mix tape. It will sound disjointed and stupid. Win Win
(Band - Song)
25. Feb 8: Gruff Rhys - Shark Ridden Water
24. Feb 7: Hockey - Curse This City
23. Feb 6: Cut Copy - Need you now
22. Feb 5: Man or Astro-Man - theme from eeviac
21. Feb 4: City City - The Network
20. Feb 3: Covox - Final Mission
19. Feb 2: Ektomorf - Last Fight
18. Feb 1: Crystal Castles (Featureing Robert Smith) - Not In Love
17. Jan 31: 80Kidz - Frankie
16. Jan 30: The Drums - Lets Go Surfing
15. Jan 29: Lady Tron - Disco Traxx
14. Jan 28: Sex Bob-Omb - Garbage truck
13. Jan 27: Future Heads - Stupid and Shallow
12. Jan 26: zero 7 - Mr McGee
11. Jan 25: 8-bit weapon - Bards Tale II - Sanctuary Score
10. Jan 24: NIN - With Teeth
9. Jan 23: Best Coast - crazy for you
8. Jan 22: Hyper Crush - Arcade
7. Jan 21: Prodigy - Spitfire
6. Jan 20: Cut Copy - Going Nowhere
5. Jan 19: Yacht - Ring The Bell
4. Jan 18: Daft Punk - Derezzed (I finally saw Tron today)
3. Jan 17: Miike Snow - Burial
2. Jan 16: Kings of Leon - Pick up truck
1. Jan 15: Leech - Oktober

Monday, January 03, 2011

Heres a communiqué i had today on twitter

(It started with TrashMouthCutie posting this picture)

I sent her a this text. (Thats right I personally know someone that hot... Jealous?)
D: that photo you just threw up on twitter is fucking hot grats.

K: Who is this?

D: your secret admirer
D: just kidding it's dale
D: but i am an admirer just mot [not] secretly

to which she replied on twitter
K: @ Creep.

D: @ Hahaha well i would deny it if it wasn't true

K: @ HA!

D: @ while i have you can you please post more hot photos they are quite fantastic and make work go by faster... and harder

K: @ DIRTY!

D: @ in a perfect world beautiful women would be extremely flattered by inappropriate public boners