ok i thought of another thing to add to my blog along with the regular movie awards i will now cop of letter men and have a top ten. Actually to avoid any stupid form of lawsuit i will have a top six

Tope SIX reason why rich people are crazy.
6. Caviar, mmmmm sturgeon eggs
5. There houses get bigger and their food gets smaller
4. They need to drive monstrous off road vehicles that they will never drive off road because then they wont be shiny
3. Suits, They all look the exact same but for some reasons there are nice ones and ugly ones. To me they are either black and white or not.
2. More bathrooms then bedrooms what the hell.
1. they think they are better then me. Talk about crazy.

Movie awards
Coolest falling along distance then starting to walk again right away.
1. Underworld. When she jumps off the building and kinda springs up and walks away
2. Once upon a time in mexico. The exact as above except he jumps down from second floor of church.

Best creepy boob grab.
1. End of days when in the restaurant the devil half caresses and half mashes the girls nipple.
2. ahhh i can't really stop thinking about the first one.

Porno Awards
porno i wish i never watched
1. the story of "O" perhaps the dummest story line i have ever witnessed a girl goes to an s&m boot camp to learn how to become an object. Maybe this is the sole place where all those feminists got that argument from they would be right.
2. Where they boys aren't. As fun and exciting as roving gangs of girls who fight by dykeing out sounds it is actually really lame.

As some of you really devoted fans may have noticed i mentioned the story of "O" in my last blog entry while i actually watched it again in between then and now. Yes she does where a big bird mask for no reason at all but to show that she belonged to some old guy entirely. This is such a fucking weak movie. I was waiting for her to like start kicking some ass but all she did was take it. It is really gross and if you are a girl don't watch it. If you are a guy and you like it shame on you.

today me, mike and meghan where driving around trying to figure out what to do and we decided to get a tatoo she got the japanese symbol for dream and i got an inverted cross.

perhaps maybe i should not have gotten an inverted cross just below my elbow because i am afraid it may make me look like a satanist. But as i told my friend on the internet if i don't accept christianity at all then how can i even accept that there is a satan. The tatoo means simply that i just don't accept religion. i figured i would point that out because i was berated inside the tatoo shop. when i asked what i wanted to get a tatoo but i simply wanted a little cheapy he lectured me on how i should get a piece of what i really want and add to it later. I told him i wanted an inverted cross he asked me what it meant and that in three years it would still be there. Well what the fuck? Meghan said what she wanted and this guy was just like allright. What the fuck i get the spanish inquisition and she just gets an all right Fuck.

movie awards
funniest thing in a porno
1. In grandma does dallas. The old lady (just makeup) takes out her false teeth to give a gummer
2. yeah i don't realy watch that many pornos soo i can't really think of anything else that was funny

creepiest thing in a porno
1. Micro slut. An ugly midget in a power ranger costume.
2. o. or something like (i was hiding while my dad watched it when i was little) the whole movie was really wierd and flacky but she was naked with a big bird mask. Hey i was a little kid.

Well it sure has been a fuck of alot of time since my last piece of writing appeared so iguess it would be time to give you something new the only problem is i can't think of anything to write shitty deal.

Movie Awards
best cheesy one liner that could be sexual.
1. Army of darkness "this is my boomstick"
2. In pleasant ville the main character is watching an old black and white tv show which the husband says "honey is that your meatloaf i smell"

I guess i will talk about shitty stupid valentines day. Since it is less then two weeks away i figured this would be a good time to speak of it. Not a real holiday it was made up mostly by carlton the card company to make you buy shitty pink things for your girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend righ now so i doubt i will have one in 12 days but even if i did i would not buy her chocolates and a goddamn pink bear. I do not need to show my love for a woman because i am supposed to, instead i feel you should be able to do this every day instead of just stupid february.

It is february it's cold outside do you really need an excuse to hump.