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daniel wanted vinyl says:
So me and reb go to Metrotown because we really want Taco Bell and Pizza Hut like they have in the movie theatre there

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and we're sitting at the table and this HUGE line starts forming at the door marked "the passion of the christ 12.30" or whatever

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and we're sitting and eating watching this fucking HUGE line

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and it's a sunday so we're like, wow, they must be a church group or something

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and we're watching line grow ans grow and the people all look really excited

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and we were like, they must get some sort of deal, you know, because it costs so much to get in

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but the y were all total white trash

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like a lot had mullets and were wearing like wrestling tshirts

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and there were some real fatty ones

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so it was cool

says:
can i put that in my blog

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and then they started loading up the food carts and handing out pop and popcorn and everything

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I'M NOT DONE

says:
go on

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sooo we're like what the hell? they were all holding some sort of little leaflets

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And by now the line was well beyond the entrance of the theatre and snaked all the way dnwn the stairs and outside. like a couple hundred people

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we were really impressed

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you know, lots of good people want to see this movie

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wow, you know

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?

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so

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yeah i saw it it was gruesome

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we finished eating and looked up, and the sign had changed from "The Passion" to WWF Wrestlemania LIVE!!

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Ahahahaha

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sweet

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all those people were actualy in libe for wrestling it was soo funny

movie award
best chainsaw death
1. american psycho. I don't care baout the physics of it but when he chucked the chainsaw over the railing that was pretty neet
2. surprise surprise the new texas chainsaw massacre when leather face killed the annoying screaming girl and feather flew everywhere

worst over hype
1. Armaggedon. You know when you have a movie with steve buschemy and bruce willis in space and the movie stills sucks you have a serious ball of shit on your hands
2. The Passions of christ. seriously they beat a guy to a bloody disgusting pulp for two fucking hours

top six list
you know a religion is fucked when
1. Passion of christ
2. Passion of christ
3. Ham
4. Passion of christ
5. Passion of christ
6. Passion of christ

In my unrelenting pursuit of giving you quotes, awards and lists so that i can avoid any sort of editorial contribution i now bring you a new addition to my blog it is called Surf Quote and will just consist of a funny quote that i happened upon while is urfed the net here goes.

Surf Quote
"It should be noted that Warren strongly believes that only very fat old men, or very young boys, should be permitted to wear bowties in public." cutesy of http://www.warrenkinsella.com/index.htm thank you and now i have to return to my homework.

Dale: Hey sam you wanna give me a ride to school?
Sam: If by ride to school you actually mean kick you in the nuts then yeah. Come over here and i will give you a ride to school real hard
Dale: I'll give you a ride to school so bad you won't have babies.
yeah yeah i put it on mikes too what are you gonna do about it

Holy crap I am published, I think. Does it count if it is on the internet? well anyways if it is still saturday march 27 when you read this click on the adbusters link to the left and if you see a picture of a shopping cart in the water with my name underneath it well then it's mine.

MEH

just a new link

Here is a quote from Hobo Magazine it is from the editor Brian Hendricks
"The earth's dreams are troubled. Travel is a risky adventure. We watch TV to see if the viruses are getting closer. The media transmits T.S Elitot's 'a heap of broken images'. What did Ghandi think of western civilization? He thought it sounded like a good idea."

If anyone out there hasn't seen the movie the rundown i strongly suggest that you do becuase it rocks. Alot!
The fighting is amazing. Especially the jungle fight. Guess who his enemy is the kid who delivers pizzas in Ninja Turtles 2 how cool is that.
The movie is also funny in parts but mostly i just kept screaming Holy Shit! at all the action sequences. Like rolling down the hill. Watch the movie and you will know what i am talking about.

Almost forgot

music awards
i hate to admit it but i can't get this stupid fucking song out of my head
1. Let the rain fall by hillary duff
2. Milkshake Kelis and this one is really bad becuase this song is a piece of shit.

Movie Awards
most painful nipple ring rip
1. Nowhere. This guy is making out with these two pretty hot chicks and then they take out these pliers and proceed to rip out his nipple rings.
2. Waynes world. When chris farley rips out that guy who isn't wearing a shirt's nipple

best child mannequinn head squish death
1. Resurrection. A kid is riding her bike down the sidewalk and just as she gets to the corner it cuts to a mannequinn on a bike tipping over then a car comes screaming around the corner and runs over it's head
2. Maximum overdrive. When the steam roller drives over that kid from the feet up and it ends with a very bad rendition of a childs head being squished.

top six reasons i can tell it is spring.
6. I can't sleep past 9:30 and it feels like a good thing
5. I don't have a panic attack when i have to walk anywhere
4. Girls complain about the way other girls dress. But if i do this i am a dick
3. What the hell is homework?
2. Me and my fellow students stopped greeting each other with swear words and grimaces
1. girls shirts are tight and thus so are my pants

all right i think i have almost got everything smoothed out except for the whole damn pictures thing

I am trying to make my blog cooler so things may look pretty ugly and grish as i try to make the changes one agonizingly small step at a time.

Top six reasons i know i am internetily inept (besides this gross butchering of the english language)
6. my blog is still orange
5. there are no pictures on my blog
4. I am probably the only person alive without a site
3. I don't know what HTTP stands for
2. Java is coffee
1. What the fuck is a cookie

Movie Awards
Best Kiss oh yeah
1. Little women when they are sitting on that log and kiss then there is a strand of saliva that is stretching from lip to lip. When i was little i found it gross now as i get older it gets increasingly hotter. Almost hot enough for me to watch that shitty movie again.
2. Anything involving Angolina Jolie.

lamest old movie from the eighties about a sport before it became an X-treme sport
1. Legend of the rollerblade seven. What the hell white trenchcoats you know it is the eighties when
2. Rad. This movie definately wasn't.

yeah that is it cause i have stupid homework. Fuck what happened to the college in the movies where i would drink and get laid and still get an a. why did my tv lie to me.