New Move Awards

Worst payoff ever - There will be blood:
You know it wasn't the fact that i sat through 2 hours and 40 minutes of frontier boringness and hard work riddled with gruesome lethal accidents thinking to myself yeah those guys died but wheres the violence wheres the action. It should have been called There will be A LITTLE BIT OF blood. The final payoff is when he kills the preacher who was going to gum demons to death and although i did not like the character of that dickhead preacher i liked the fucking main character less he was such a piece of shit that the final payoff just felt akward, dirty and wrong. Not unlike being the loud guy for a really really ugly stripper.

Weirdest sexual tension - The Bee Movie:
Even though i knew it wasn't possible. Like physically possible. I just wanted that witty little seinfeld bee to hit that. That was one hot cartoon chick who was ultimately really cool and awesome. I know it was a kids movie and I know it was supposed to be about friendship but why was there weird sexual tension during the movie? They even joke about making out and thats just not fair. I mean what is he supposed to do sting her tits?

Best Psych Move - Dragon Wars:
Ok the movie is ending the bad dragon is dead and the spirit of the love interest is about to fly away forever. Wait, wait shes going back she's flying back to the love interest maybe the dragon god is going to die for their love. Oh man her spirit is leaving the dragon heading towards her should be lover. Almost there. Oh what she's going back into the dragon. You comeback to life tease bitch how could you do that to him. He loves you and thats how you treat him. HE SAVED YOUR LIFE. His arm was hurt and he still saved you. HOW COULD YOU JUST LEAVE.