Have you heard about HPV, Human Papillomavirus? It's the scariest fucking thing ever... well besides AIDS. Theres nothing more terrifying than a sexually transmitted cancer. STC is way scarrier than STD... well except aids, but besides aids this stc is the horriblest horrible.

It's like mother nature took the worst thing ever, cancer of your genitals, YOUR GENITALS, and made it worse because now it's FUCKING CONTAGIOUS.

Remember when you found out you could get brain cancer from using your cell phone. For 3 years society had a dull murmur as everyone talked in hush tones about getting brain tumors from chatting. It might have actually just been a conspiracy to get 17 year old girls on the bus to shut the fuck up. But either way you were scared about getting lumps in your head from using your phone.

NOW THIS. Ask anyone you know about it and they don't care anymore. They are like fuck that old rumor I want both my dick and pussy safe. Because you only asked a hermaphrodite for some reason.

Oh and dudes you think your safe because the public service announcement emphasizes how this is bad for women but you are not safe. Sure it's more likely for women to get this than men because their vagina act like bowls that just hold the diseases inside where they can't rub it off with a tissue but your still at risk. If a girl rides on top of you and your having especially wet sex sweaty sex, the liquid fuck mixture can run down your shaft, over your taint, oh no he ain't helping you on this one, and finally hit your asshole. Now you can get cancer in YOUR ASSHOLE. YOU CAN GET CANCER IN YOUR ASSHOLE FROM SEX. How much do you like reverse cowgirl now. Oh you still don't have to make eye contact but now you get sphincter cancer.

Just think of the worst thing on the planet besides aids and now think of the worst thing on the planet IN YOU ASS.